A few years ago, in the throes of an especially cursed project cycle, I did what any burned-out, emotionally available, highly competent project manager might do: 👩🏻🚀I applied to become an astronaut. 🛰️Yes, like NASA. 👽Yes, space. 🚀Yes, escape velocity. This wasn’t a metaphor. This wasn’t a joke. This was a real, federally submitted application with a real, federal rejection letter that now lives in a folder titled: 🗃️ "Career Alternatives (Non-Earth Based).” Why? Bec
Welcome to The Feral PM
THE PMO IS NOT OK
We are tired of the charade.
Of pretending the process is the point.
Of smiling through broken timelines, budgets, and souls.
This site is not optimized.
It is not stakeholder-approved.
It is real.
